Definition of distraction:
In an attempt to be helpful and get the Last Chick to leave the family nest off to a good start, you mixed up some of your favorite, all purpose, three ingredient, easy-on-the-budget cleaning spray to send with him.
Except that you used witch hazel instead of alcohol.
Oh well. At least his fixtures and windows will not suffer from skin irritations, inflammations, or infections.
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